2013 marks the 25th anniversary of Baylor grad Robert Fulghum&rsquo;s beloved &ldquo;All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten.&rdquo;&nbsp; If you don&rsquo;t already own this, you really, really should.&nbsp; The poem for which he is so well known is but one of many in <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0345466179/ref=s9_psimh_gw_p14_d0_i1?pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;pf_rd_s=center-2&amp;pf_rd_r=0MA275ABJ0SF456BTJZB&amp;pf_rd_t=101&amp;pf_rd_p=1389517282&amp;pf_rd_i=507846" target="_blank" rel="noopener">this beautiful little book</a>.&nbsp; 
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All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten
by Robert Fulghum
Most of what I really need To know about how to live And what to do and how to be I learned in kindergarten. Wisdom was not at the top Of the graduate school mountain, But there in the sandpile at Sunday school. These are the things I learned: Share everything. Play fair. Don't hit people. Put things back where you found them. Clean up your own mess. Don't take things that aren't yours. Say you're sorry when you hurt somebody. Wash your hands before you eat. Flush. Warm cookies and cold milk are good for you. Live a balanced life&mdash; Learn some and think some And draw and paint and sing and dance And play and work everyday some. Take a nap every afternoon. When you go out into the world, Watch out for traffic, Hold hands and stick together. Be aware of wonder.
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Being my remedial self, it took me 54 lines to approximate as much nearly four years ago.&nbsp; (Additionally, I'll&nbsp;throw in the oft-attributed, &ldquo;If I had more time, I would have written a shorter letter.&rdquo;)&nbsp; 
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Long after my music has died, accompanying flowers have dried, the food in the fridge has gone bad and&nbsp;bi-fold poetic programs have been tossed in the can, may these remain.&nbsp; I love you, Lauren.
<a href="../../blog/post/some-assembly-required-54-lessons-for-a-life-worth-living" target="_blank" rel="noopener">Some Assembly Required: 54 Lessons for a Life Worth Living</a>
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On this First Day of School, Fulghum's Reminders

&ldquo;Those who defend mediocrity get to keep it.&rdquo;&nbsp; &mdash;Author Unknown
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As a general rule, I resist complaining about things I cannot solve. Or, at least, would not strive to solve. Or, at the very least, believe I cannot dent.
But today, I'll climb the tallest peak and scream into the wind, "We deserve better." Or, if we do not deserve better&mdash;I sure wish we had better.
Perhaps we get and have precisely what we deserve. Maybe that's part of the problem? Maybe too many of the good, worthy people see the growing abomination that is &ldquo;professional politics&rdquo; and elect, wisely, to not stick their hands in the gears and risk mangling everything and everyone near and dear to them.&nbsp;
I don&rsquo;t know.
I&rsquo;d like to say, &ldquo;I don&rsquo;t know anymore,&rdquo; but I suspect I never knew. I have never understood politics, perhaps because I confuse it with public service, public policy, legislation and law itself. More accurately, I suspect it&rsquo;s because I mistake it for a brew that illogically combines ethics, morality and denying oneself.
I would like to think, perhaps naively, that our founding fathers were wiser. Were better. Were more noble, selfless, sacrificial than today&rsquo;s leaders. But the more I read David McCullough, Doris Kearns Goodwin, Michael Beschloss and their ilk, the more inclined I am to relinquish such pollyanna notions. Forever in awe of all our founding fathers accomplished, but also acutely aware that lightning rarely strikes the same target twice, I&rsquo;m inclined to believe the 18th Century was the perfect libertarian greenhouse&mdash;and one that we shall not soon see again. An alchemic period that combined crisis and opportunity, burden and hope, pragmatism and intellectualism with the will to change or die trying. A flash of transcendent alliances that brought France to the aid of ragged and often disjointed colonists, legislators and entrepreneurs and writers and social philosophers to the cause c&eacute;l&egrave;bre of freedom, and settlements separated by time and space and culture and ideology together at the eleventh hour to achieve something momentous if not altogether unprecedented.
An assembly of flawed human beings, many of whom were slave owners, or womanizers, or self-serving schemers parading as diplomats to curry favor with the wealthy. In spite of these sins, which range from avarice to arrogance (ailments as old as time), a Committee of Five, comprised most notably of Thomas Jefferson, whipped up the most delicious rhetoric this side of the Renaissance that began with the soaring teaser, &ldquo;When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation. We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.&rdquo;
Wow.&nbsp;
It&rsquo;s unquestionably one of the most gorgeous, luminescent, ambitious&nbsp;preambles of all time.
Its piers bore deep, to the bedrock of all human expectation. Its slab runs broadly, invoking freedom and joy. Its spire reaches high, as if brushing the hem of God Almighty and tugging at the warm side of His promises.
Thirteen years shy of one century later, this timeless preamble would be as fresh to Abraham Lincoln as if it had been written&nbsp;days prior when he solemnly opened his Gettysburg Address with the words, &ldquo;Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in Liberty and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.&rdquo;
America&rsquo;s work&mdash;the great democratic experiment&mdash;continued to blossom 101 years later with the 1964 passage of the Civil Rights Act.
The work continues, and I trust it always will.&nbsp;
But my disappointment, perhaps like yours, will ebb and flow over a lifetime. It recedes when we, as a nation, achieve something unique or spectacular, which we sometimes do. And it surges, as it does now, when I believe we can do better.
On a recent flight, the woman next to me saw that I was engrossed in This Town by Mark Leibovich. She remarked, &ldquo;Is it any good?&rdquo; to which I replied, &ldquo;Yeah, it&rsquo;s great. But disheartening.&rdquo; &ldquo;That&rsquo;s what I&rsquo;ve heard,&rdquo; she replied, &ldquo;I&rsquo;ve thought about getting it, but I think it&rsquo;ll just make me mad. I&rsquo;m so sick of our politicians.&rdquo;&nbsp;
Amen.&nbsp;
And particularly the men.
To be reaching the end of This Town (<a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2013/07/28/books/review/this-town-by-mark-leibovich.html?pagewanted=all&amp;_r=0" target="_blank" rel="noopener">synopsis</a>) while turning on the news at night only to see Anthony Weiner stagger through the public arena like a man who&rsquo;s been knocked out but doesn&rsquo;t quite realize it yet (or accept it) brings into sharp focus how far we have fallen, how low our expectations have degraded in recent years. Eliot Spitzer, Mark Sanford, Newt Gingrich, John Edwards, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bill Clinton, and a longer, deeper list if one bothers to search.
And should one be willing to cast a broader net, the sort that scoops up professional male athletes, today&rsquo;s baseball is replete with liars, gamblers and shenanigans of all sorts and stripes. As is cycling, football, basketball, seemingly every sport. And I wouldn&rsquo;t let the winner of this past Sunday&rsquo;s WGC-Bridgestone Invitational anywhere near my child, his depravity runs so deep. He so wantonly objectified women through his perverted appetites that, were I the Mayor of Moralia, his photograph would be in a municipal database warning neighbors of his past offenses and current address. The notion that Nike values money over virtue is emblematic of the problem itself: as long as the cash flows, we care very little about the cesspool from which it springs or the stain it leaves behind.&nbsp;
At a recent dinner during which, of all people, Duck Dynasty patriarch Phil Robertson gave the invocation, he spoke passionately about our country, how far afield our leaders have wandered, and the immoral content our children are bombarded with daily via social media like fish in water. &ldquo;God, help us through these times of depravity we find ourselves unwittingly swimming in.&rdquo;
Our founding fathers were far from blemish-free, and perhaps today&rsquo;s are no worse, but I had hoped we would have evolved by now. Martin Luther King optimistically commented, &ldquo;The arc of history is long, but it bends toward justice.&rdquo; I would like to believe this is true, I will choose to believe this is true regardless, though I do seem to become more jaded and skeptical with time. I doubt whether justice is an ore mine-able on earth.
An eternal optimist becoming pessimistic. Say it isn&rsquo;t so.
Writer and philosopher George Santayana famously wrote, &ldquo;Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.&rdquo; But it appears to me that those who do remember the past are simply inclined to see it as a transient news cycle, everyone getting a second, third, fourth act, and yesterday&rsquo;s criminal is tomorrow&rsquo;s gavel wielder, trophy hoister, or bedazzling spokesman.
I am comforted by grace and forgiveness, as we all&mdash;by any measuring stick&mdash;fall so short of our goodness, though I do hope against hope that from among our ranks, in this generation and not the next, an assembly of finer leaders would emerge in this nation. How they might become electable without possessing the pedigree that big money seems to back, yet still represent the common man, I do not know. How they might run the various gauntlets and gates required to win any votes without selling their souls or finding themselves over the proverbial barrel (indebted to this constituency or that while striving to find their own voice and letting the chips fall where they may), I do not know. How we might flush the overwhelming majority of leaders already entrenched within and attached to our nation&rsquo;s capital and every city of consequence like cancer cells, parasites, barnacles or lichens, I do not know. How they might wind their way up from &lsquo;everyday America&rsquo; without first graduating Harvard or creating a multi-billion dollar empire, I do not know. Why anyone capable would, in his or her right mind, willingly enter what Americans now view as the unseemly, seedy world of politics, I do not know.&nbsp;
But what joy it would bring me to see an army of saints overtake Washington. One can pray, and hope, and continue donating time and money to see it happen, but were it to occur, it would defy two out of three laws of motion: (1)First, some substantive force&mdash;stronger than the &ldquo;We Are the 99% Movement&rdquo;&mdash;would have to disrupt the inertia of current political practice, and (2)Second, this force would have to overcome the status quo in perpetuity, tantamount to a knife winning the gunfight, then holding that fort for a generation or two or three.
Highly unlikely, because where there is money, there is temptation. And where there is temptation, there are vices. And where there are vices, there are dealers and dopers and the reverberating echoes of depravity.
In short, Washington would have to become a vacuum, one devoid of money, squatter's rights, and limitless terms in which former legislators 'naturally' mutate into lobbyists and economic hangers-on. Somehow, inconceivably, the poli-sphere writ large would have to be perceived as a sacrificial and service-centric theater of actual contribution, not unlike a tour of duty (accompanied, as it is, by hazards and risks that one cannot endure indefinitely) rather than a mint.
Time, as always, will be the great arbiter.
And He who created time.
Meanwhile, rather than simply waiting for the ocean to boil (which it will, eventually, according to Revelation 19, 20 and 21), may we each commit to doing and being better one-on-one, in our families, in our places of worship, in our communities, in our villages-hamlets-towns-burgs-boroughs-cities-counties-states, and as actors on the national and international stages.
Butterflies flapping our wings and so forth, beachcombers throwing starfish back and all that, should the bedtime&nbsp;stories we heard as children (which&nbsp;reliably documented victorious protagonists and vanquished antagonists) prove true: &ldquo;And they lived happily ever after. The End.&rdquo;
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An Elegy for Good Men

This is totally random, but I recently saw a fun, quirky little TV interview with Jeff Bridges.&nbsp; It put me in The Big Lebowski state of mind.&nbsp; What a crazy-hilarious movie, and a treasure trove of great quotes:
<ul>
<li>&ldquo;Strikes and gutters, ups and downs, [but] the Dude abides.&rdquo; </li>
<li>&ldquo;Well, sir, it's this rug I had. &nbsp;It really tied the room together.&rdquo; </li>
<li>&ldquo;Look, let me explain something to you. &nbsp;I'm not Mr. Lebowski. &nbsp;You're Mr. Lebowski. &nbsp;I'm the Dude. &nbsp;So that's what you call me. &nbsp;That, or His Dudeness...Duder...or El Duderino if, you know, you're not into the whole brevity thing. </li>
<li>&ldquo;This is a very complicated case, Maude. &nbsp;You know, a lotta ins, lotta outs, lotta what-have-you&rsquo;s. &nbsp;And, uh, lotta strands to keep in my head, man. &nbsp;Lotta strands in old Duder&rsquo;s head. &nbsp;Luckily I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug regimen to keep my mind limber." &nbsp;</li>
<li>&nbsp;&ldquo;Careful, man, there's a beverage here!&rdquo;&nbsp;</li>
</ul>
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From here, of course, it&rsquo;s only a hop and skip into a Bruce Lee state of mind.&nbsp; I loved his movies.&nbsp; Growing up, my friends and I created and recreated fight scene after fight scene, videotaping and, once, accidentally knocking a huge 2x3' hole in the garage wall&mdash;right through sheetrock to the studs.&nbsp; Years later, one of our sweet, beloved &ldquo;stuntmen&rdquo;&mdash;David Feagins&mdash;died, along with one of his young sons, in an absolutely tragic and gut-wrenching car accident near Red River, NM.&nbsp; He and I had talked about philosophy often, for well over a decade during our formative years, and we just loved the &lsquo;ol Brucester.&nbsp; I can hear Feags&rsquo; laughter and see his bright, mischievous&nbsp;eyes light up just like it was yesterday:
<ul>
<li>&ldquo;Don't get set into one form; adapt it and build your own, and let it grow. &nbsp;Be like water. &nbsp;Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless&mdash;like water. &nbsp;Now you put water in a cup, it becomes the cup; you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle; you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. &nbsp;Now water can flow or it can crash. &nbsp;Be water, my friend.&rdquo; </li>
<li>&ldquo;Why, when I point to the moon, do you stare at my finger?&rdquo;</li>
</ul>
Why stare at the finger, indeed.&nbsp;
Look up.&nbsp; This is life, and it ain&rsquo;t no dress rehearsal, man.
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Lebowski, Lee, and Life

Quite simply, why I love Teddy Roosevelt&#39;s &quot;Man in the Arena&quot; is because the world needs more resilient, scrappy doers and fewer critics.






His comments are presented here, with unique audio (will play on everything but iPhone).&nbsp; Depending on your connection speed, please allow 15-30 seconds for the file to load, then click the green play button beside Teddy&#39;s photo:






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Teddy Roosevelt's "Man in the Arena" (with audio!)

Oh my gosh, <a href="http://www.radiolab.org/" target="_blank" rel="noopener">Radiolab</a>, how did I not know you existed?
You are literally 10 years old and yet I'd never heard your name until YESTERDAY!&nbsp; ARE YOU KIDDING ME?&nbsp; HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE?
Well, we've corrected that problem, PRONTO.&nbsp; STAT.&nbsp; ALREADY.
I have now consumed three podcasts, proselytized them,&nbsp;and the kool-aid effects are well underway and flooding my system like adrenaline.&nbsp; I'm officially an acolyte, a fan, an advocate and will sing your praises&nbsp;as if I were&nbsp;Captain von Trapp&nbsp;serenading&nbsp;the last&nbsp;remaining meadow of&nbsp;edelweiss.
Your <a href="http://www.radiolab.org/2012/dec/17/" target="_blank" rel="noopener">12/17/2012 episode on Bliss</a> made me laugh, cry, ponder...and ultimately left me slack-jawed.&nbsp; 
Your reference to <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vC8gJ0_9o4M" target="_blank" rel="noopener">Aleksander Gamme's cheese noodle video</a> made me howl and snort longer than I have in months.
Your story about Charles Bliss (aka Karl Blitz) and In the Land of Invented Languages left me, well, speechless.
Your use of music, storytelling and&nbsp;creative mixing is nothing short of art.&nbsp; And, as far as I'm concerned, high art at that.&nbsp; I finally understand (emotionally) how and why families once huddled around their radios as if they were fireplaces on&nbsp;cold, barren nights.
To prove the point, my wife, daughter and I sat motionlessly enraptured&nbsp;in our car outside&nbsp;a restaurant tonight and listened to your show for thirty minutes.&nbsp; And, on the way home,&nbsp;we eagerly&nbsp;picked up where we left off.&nbsp; Arriving home too quickly (!), we sat again in the garage for another&nbsp;twenty minutes&nbsp;to relish the end without delay.&nbsp; 
When you can successfully captivate the attention of one hungry man, one hungry woman, and one&nbsp;voracious ten-year-old girl, well, that's something.&nbsp; No iPhones, no games, no tablets...just the desire to sit quietly and listen to a radio program...Wow.&nbsp; That's crazy, right?&nbsp; I mean...it's 2013, for cryin' out loud.&nbsp; Who in the world listens to "talk radio" anymore?&nbsp; The far right, the far left,&nbsp;rabid sports fans, and NPR types or chair-rockers tuning into Garrison Keillor's Prairie Home Companion, that's who.&nbsp; And that's about it.&nbsp; 
Well, add me to the converted and faithful.&nbsp; 
But next time, I'll bring my own rocking chair, knife, whetstone, sapling branch, egg salad sandwich and sweet tea&nbsp;and plan on sitting a spell.&nbsp; A nice, long, unrushed spell.&nbsp;
I am indebted to my beloved Charlie Rose for <a href="https://charlierose.com/videos/17886" target="_blank" rel="noopener">bringing you to my attention</a>.&nbsp; 
Gosh, I'm glad I found you&mdash;and look forward to tuning in for years to come.
XOXO

Radiolab—Radiolab—Radiolab!

Intriguingly,
I&rsquo;ve had four separate yet equally intense interactions recently with clients
who have identified themselves&mdash;or been identified by others&mdash;as
&ldquo;workaholics.&rdquo;&nbsp; 




Too
much of anything, be it rest/relaxation, exercise, eating (regardless the meal)
can be a bad thing.&nbsp; After all, it&rsquo;s the opposite of balance and
moderation.




So
when does work broach holism (Greek
for &lsquo;all, whole, entire, total&rsquo;)?&nbsp; At
what point does one&rsquo;s love for work become more destructive than constructive,
more toxic than healthy, more problematic than advantageous?




Well
first, let me share what four clients recently said about work, and explain why I
found it fascinating:

<ul>
	<li>
	<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">
	Client 1: &ldquo;I rise early, stay late and often skip lunch because I&rsquo;M A MAN POSSESSED AND LOVE WHAT I DO!&nbsp; My wife will hound me, &lsquo;What did you eat for lunch today&rsquo; and I have no defense.&nbsp; Lunch never crossed my mind.&nbsp; I sat down at 8:30 and the next time I looked up it was past 2:00.&rdquo;
	</div>
	</li>
	<li>
	<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">
	Client 2: &ldquo;I&rsquo;m the guy who gets pumped on Sunday because TOMORROW&rsquo;S MONDAY!&rdquo; 
	</div>
	</li>
	<li>
	<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">
	Client 3: &ldquo;Is it a problem that I love what I do and would do it every waking hour if no one stopped me?&rdquo; 
	</div>
	</li>
	<li>
	<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">
	Client 4: &ldquo;[Malcolm] Gladwell writes about &lsquo;10,000&rsquo; hours to mastery.&nbsp; Piece &lsquo;o cake; blew by that a long time ago!&rdquo;
	</div>
	</li>
</ul>

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Here
we have four people, representative of others, to be sure, who obviously love
what they do, become consumed by it, and wonder what all the fuss is about
&lsquo;work&rsquo; and &lsquo;since when&#39; did it became a dirty word?




I&rsquo;m
not sure I&rsquo;m the best person to submit any counter-arguments to their
attestations, because they actually sound a lot like me, but I will say this:
work becomes workaholism when it crowds, clouds and chokes other people and
interests in &lsquo;exclusionary&rsquo; ways.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s
not the work itself that&rsquo;s the problem, it&rsquo;s the consequences and collateral
damage.&nbsp; 




To
say it most efficiently: when work so defines one&rsquo;s personhood that it
prohibits the flourishing of anything else, Houston, we have a problem.




Loving
one&rsquo;s work, one&rsquo;s job is actually not a curse.&nbsp;
Quite the contrary, it is a blessing.&nbsp;
One becomes absorbed, possessed, and time literally flies by.&nbsp; This is a wonderful, zone-y state in which to
perform, excel, love, live.




But
when your spouse, children, or significant others rarely see you&mdash;or rarely get
to visit with you because you always have your nose in your phone, your eyes
on the screen or your butt in the office, well, that simply won&rsquo;t do.




Not
for long.




There&rsquo;s
certainly burnout, though more likely for workaholics is to experience the
inevitability of dropped relationships.&nbsp;
Late arrivals.&nbsp; Missed
appointments.&nbsp; Slipped schedules.&nbsp; Leaky end-times.&nbsp; Broken promises.&nbsp; Eroded reliability and credibility.&nbsp; 




There
are few blessings more deep and rich than to love one&rsquo;s work.&nbsp; In fact, as I&rsquo;ve written before and you may
recall, the word &lsquo;vocation&rsquo; derives from the Latin &lsquo;vocare,&rsquo; which means &lsquo;to be
called.&rsquo;&nbsp; And Viktor Frankl, author of Man&rsquo;s Search for Meaning and progenitor
of logotherapy argued decisively about the importance of &lsquo;finding meaning in
one&rsquo;s work and life itself.&rsquo;&nbsp; 




I
find that for those who truly love what they do for a living, work is a career,
not a job.&nbsp; Effort and time simply fly
by.&nbsp; In short, their entire life is
richer because their work-life is rich.




In
such instances, I think of work as &lsquo;vocare-therapy,&rsquo; because one is abundantly
fulfilled by work and derives great joy from it.




But
to love one&rsquo;s work at the price of family, of spirituality, of outside
interests, hobbies or personal pursuits is to&nbsp;ski along the edge of a
razor.&nbsp; Sooner or later, one will lose
his or her balance, slip and pay the inevitably high price.




In
the words of Henry David Thoreau, &ldquo;Know
your own bone; gnaw at it, bury it,
unearth it, and gnaw it still,&rdquo; but don&rsquo;t do so in isolation, at the expense of
relationships that matter, or to the detriment of yourself and all that you
might be&mdash;were you to broaden your horizons.




And for heaven&rsquo;s sake, don&rsquo;t be the fool who
strives to work so tirelessly, valiantly, or sacrificially from the age of 18
to 58 in the hope of collecting seashells for thirty years thereafter.&nbsp; These people often forfeit too much along the
way and, with little to do in their twilight years that &lsquo;gives back&rsquo; or &lsquo;adds
to others,&rsquo; they generally find &lsquo;retirement&rsquo; to be the most onerous season of
all.&nbsp; Especially in light of declining
health and barely-known children who have long since moved on and whose wings eclipsed any shallow roots.




Don&rsquo;t wither and fade in the 4th
quarter of your life; find something to do that is altruistic and contributory, just as Bob
Buford describes so wisely in Halftime.&nbsp; After all, if the first forty years are
about success, you owe it to
yourself&mdash;and others&mdash;to make the final forty about significance.

When is Workaholism...Bad?

Check-check, test-test...is this thing on?
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After 180 days offline, Blake's Blog is&mdash;once again&mdash;cooking with propane!
Sorry about that. Wonderfully consuming projects that keep the lights on and fridge full, a quick summer vacation, a server crash with nefarious tendrils, work trips, concerts, campus visits, covering for a beloved colleague on maternity leave, Homecomings, Halloween/Thanksgiving/Christmas holiday preparations, Homeland and Downton Abbey midnight marathons with my bride, droll doctor visits, standard errands, year-end altruism, ruminations (and procrastinations) about website re-designs...such things, evidently, trip a man up and slow things down.
Heck, we never even got around to writing (much less publishing) our autumn or winter LEATHLET newsletters. Again, our collective and my personal apologies.
But here we are again, and ringing in a New Year. The Hobbit is released, Django is enthusiastically unchained, the Trip is Guilty of hilarity, Jack has successfully Reached, Les Mis is jubilant, Life of Pi is infinitely inscrutable and only rarely computes, Lincoln was a phenomenal tele-play, the Guardians Rose (but did anyone see or hear them?), Skyfall rocketed, This is 40 is right, the controversial Promised Land is coming and, most excitingly, The Impossible and Zero Dark Thirty and Beautiful Creatures are calling our names. I love the guilty pleasures of pop culture. They (along with dinner rolls slathered in cinnamon butter) are such pleasant reprieves, however small and insignificant.&nbsp;
One of my 2013 personal aims is to read several works by Charles Dickens. Born 200 years ago this year, Dickens carols my name each and every Christmas, but I'm most eager to read American Notes for General Circulation and see how he walloped America upside its head like Billy Jack.&nbsp;
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I hope 2012 was your best year yet, and that 2013 will top it.
Momentarily, I'm off to read the transcript of a dear friend's forthcoming book, The Good Will Leader. (More about that next year.)
Then, just a few more holiday excursions, a couple remaining parties, evasive movies, gift returns, automobile repairs, financial closings, and then it'll be time to yank the starter-rope once again and rev-up the engine for another leg of the journey.
&nbsp;
Hugs to everyone in your life. Enjoy your moments, relish health, and count your blessings. They are typically more bountiful than meets the cursory eye.

...and We're Back!

Sorry; I&#39;ve just tweeted about Hank Haney&#39;s The Big Miss, but 140 characters is too small a tapestry to capture all that I want to get off my chest.&nbsp; But still, I&#39;ll keep it relatively short.










I just wanted to add that, sadly, Tiger&#39;s career (and professional and personal life) appears to be a staggering display of self-absorption.&nbsp; It is the pinnacle of narcissism.&nbsp; A modern day Greek tragedy describing a sailor lost at sea.&nbsp; A man with no north star, no sense of perspective, and no acceptance of any meaning, purpose or&nbsp;possibility beyond himself.










In reading it, one is blinded by the array of missed opportunities to build bridges between sports, health, research, education, ages, races, cultures.&nbsp; Tiger could have positively impacted and improved the lives of literally hundreds of thousands of men, women and children through virtuous, altruistic efforts.&nbsp; But he failed to lift a finger to include people in his life, on his board, on his team who had the wherewithal, connections, funds and vision to do so properly because he insisted on maintaining control and focus on that tiny white ball.










I am reminded of the maxim, &quot;He who is wrapped up in himself makes a very small package.&quot;










He proved a faithless husband who chose vitriolic misogyny (sorry, it&#39;s much more than &#39;just&#39; philandering) over marriage and&nbsp;traded his name, reputation, potential and legacy for temporary, vacuous thrills.










Hank&nbsp;reaches deep to explain or&nbsp;excuse Tiger&#39;s behaviors,&nbsp;seduced himself into the abyss of awe.&nbsp; I don&#39;t care&nbsp;one iota about&nbsp;Tiger&#39;s&nbsp;swing, his record, his endorsements, his wealth, his fame, his legend, Stanford, his Navy SEALs training, his friendships with pro athletes and celebrities, his estates, his private planes, his Nike sporting goods, his Learning Centers, his sponsored tournaments, his video games or his popsicles.










What I care about is the fact that this potentially extraordinary human being, blessed with&nbsp;talent more than sufficient to raise the water level for others, did not.










He could have established a&nbsp;sports program in this country that might have reduced childhood obesity or diabetes.










He could have brokered deals to establish sports&nbsp;scholarships in every state.










He could have been an ambassador for character.










He could have been a role model.










He could have been an authentic&nbsp;friend.&nbsp; An encourager.&nbsp; An inspiration and a guide.










What Hank justifies as &quot;The Package&quot; (Tiger&#39;s combustible combination of strengths and weaknesses&nbsp;that define&nbsp;who he is and why he&#39;s good) don&#39;t pass the sniff test.&nbsp; By any textbook, 10 x 0 = 0, so no matter the quality of Tiger&#39;s swing or golf game, he has proven, to date, to simply be an &#39;athlete,&#39; and a distracted one at best.










Athleticism and Wins&nbsp;are zero substitute for an honorable&nbsp;life well lived.










I sincerely hope that Tiger experiences a true awakening in his life but, as we know, without a change of heart, the best predictor of future behavior is past behavior.










Tiger did not become a better person with the perspective of having lost his beloved father; he did not become a better person when he&nbsp;lost his marriage; he did not become a better person when he completed therapy after being vilified so publicly for sex addiction.&nbsp; But perhaps he still may.&nbsp; He&nbsp;remains young. 










Should the lightbulb go off and everything click, he could very well experience five coming decades of tremendous social and societal contribution.&nbsp; He sits at a very unique nexus, one from which he could do a great deal of good.










Let&#39;s pray that he chooses the right path; the one of selflessness, humility, love, contribution, true excellence&nbsp;and life rather than self-destruction.

The Bigger Miss

A
tale about toothpaste manufacturing&mdash;from which we all can learn a thing or two.
It comes to me by way of a client, who has submitted it to snopes.com, in the
hope of getting to the bottom of it. 




A
toothpaste factory had a problem: they sometimes shipped empty boxes without
the tube inside. This was due to the way the production line was set up, and
people with experience designing production lines will tell you how
difficult it is to have everything&nbsp;occur&nbsp;so precisely that every
single unit coming&nbsp;off the line&nbsp;is perfect 100% of the time. Small variations in
the environment (which can&rsquo;t be controlled in a cost-effective fashion) mean
one must have quality assurance checks smartly distributed&nbsp;throughout the line so
customers all the way down&nbsp;at the supermarket don&rsquo;t get&nbsp;angry and buy
another product instead.




Understanding
how important this is, the CEO of the toothpaste factory got the top people in
the company together and they decided to start a new project in which they
would hire an external engineering company to solve their empty boxes problem,
as the engineering department was already too stretched to take on any extra
effort.




The
project followed the usual process: budget and project sponsor allocated, RFP,
third-parties selected, and six months (and $8 million) later they had a
fantastic solution&mdash;on time, on budget, high quality and everyone&nbsp;involved&nbsp;in the&nbsp;project
had a great time.




They
solved the problem by using high-tech precision scales that would sound a bell
and flash lights whenever a toothpaste box&nbsp;weighed less than it should. The
line would stop, and someone&nbsp;would walk over and yank the defective box off
it, pressing another button when done to re-start the line.




A
while later, the CEO decided to have a look at the ROI of the project: amazing
results!&nbsp; No empty boxes ever shipped out of the factory after the scales were
put in place. Very few customer complaints, and they were gaining market
share. &ldquo;That&rsquo;s some money well spent,&rdquo; he said, before looking closely at the
other statistics in the report.




As it
turned out, the number of defects picked up by the scales was 0 after three
weeks of production use. It should&rsquo;ve been picking up at least a dozen a day,
so maybe there was something wrong with the report? He filed a bug against it
and, after some investigation, the engineers came back&nbsp;and said&nbsp;the report was
actually correct. The scales really weren&#39;t picking up any defects, because all
boxes that got to that point on the conveyor belt were good.




Puzzled,
the CEO traveled down to the factory and walked up to the part of the line where
the precision scales were installed.&nbsp; A few feet before the scale, there was a
$20 desk fan blowing the empty boxes&nbsp;off the belt and into a bin.




&ldquo;Oh,
that,&rdquo; remarked a worker, &ldquo;One of the guys put it there &rsquo;cause he was
tired of walking over every time the bell rang.&quot;




&nbsp;

What Wondrous Things One Can Learn from Toothpaste Manufacturing

What a clean, simple little <a href="https://charlierose.com/videos/14409" target="_blank" rel="noopener">interview by Charlie Rose this past week with Danny Meyer</a>, one of NYC's most successful restaurateurs.&nbsp; (And all around nice fella.)
Danny&nbsp;tells a neat story about a doctoral student who, years ago, approached him and asked, "Why do I feel a certain way in your restaurants, that I don't feel anywhere else?"
"Come work for me," he proposed.
She did.
And ultimately, some 10-12 years later, her dissertation became the foundation of <a href="https://www.ushgnyc.com/creatingraves/" target="_blank" rel="noopener">a new company</a>&nbsp;(predicated on the notion of 'hospitality quotient'),&nbsp;whose sole desire is to propagate hospitable cultures.&nbsp; Into all sorts of organizations.
Cool stuff.&nbsp; 
I hope you'll check it out.

Need More Hospitality?

"Why, when I point to the moon, do you stare at my finger?"
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&mdash;Chinese Proverb
&nbsp;
Having seen the innards of many organizations, I&rsquo;m sometimes flabbergasted (as you are)&nbsp;by&nbsp;a periodic&nbsp;myopia that handicaps good decision-making.&nbsp;&nbsp;
For example, I once observed a $12 million dollar problem with a $60,000 solution get waylaid, nitpicked, delayed&nbsp;and ultimately kyboshed by a 24-year old power-tripping new&nbsp;supervisor in the Finance department.&nbsp;&nbsp;
And I once sat in a plane at the gate for nearly two hours&mdash;along with 184 other passengers&mdash;as flight attendants waited for a member of the ground crew&rsquo;s union to arrive with latex gloves and a trash bag to remove a broken plate that had been found in a seat-pocket in First Class. &nbsp;There&rsquo;s a $35,000 problem with a $2 answer if I ever saw one.&nbsp;&nbsp;
Where tacticians see costs, strategists should strive to see the price of a problem.&nbsp;&nbsp;
Here are two examples that may help illustrate the point.&nbsp; The first is from a client (thanks, Mark!) and the second is hearsay&mdash;but makes the point nonetheless.
&nbsp;
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A company&rsquo;s new Operations personnel were having difficulty getting a piece of equipment back up and running. &nbsp;It had changed over the years to a computer-based operating system and, despite bringing in the experts, the equipment continued to break down. 
One of the newbies remembered hearing about a guy named Frank who had left as part of a re-org after running the Operations department for a number of years. &nbsp;Being desperate, they gave Frank a call.&nbsp; Frank said that, although he was enjoying playing a lot of golf and while it might require him to push back his tee-time, he would see what he could do to help. &nbsp;The manager said that he would make it worth Frank&rsquo;s while.
Frank arrived at the plant, went to the unit, and asked everyone to leave the room while he listened to the equipment. &nbsp;After about ten minutes, he pulled a piece of chalk out of his pocket and placed an 'X' on the equipment before calling the manager back in the room. &nbsp;Frank told the manager that if he opened up the shell where he put the X, got down on his knees, and looked up at a 25&deg; angle underneath the pulley, he would find where an arm had broken and that everything would run just fine after the arm was replaced.&nbsp; In a matter of another fifteen minutes the machine was repaired and running great.
The manager asked Frank how much he owed him. &nbsp;Frank thought about it for a minute and said, &ldquo;$100,000.&rdquo; &nbsp;The manager was shocked but didn&rsquo;t want to show it, so he decided to ask Frank to itemize the work and deliver an invoice to him in the morning so he could submit it to his boss for payment. &nbsp;Not only did he want to pass the buck, the manager thought Frank would see how unreasonable that amount of money was for the short period of time he spent on the job.
The next morning he found a handwritten invoice with Frank&rsquo;s name and address at the top. &nbsp;Underneath it read,
One white chalk&nbsp;X...................... &nbsp;&nbsp;$1.00
Knowing where to put it.............. $99,999.00
&nbsp;
Total........................................... &nbsp; &nbsp;$100,000.00
&nbsp;
Moral of the Story: 
Strategic leaders see the price of a problem rather than the picayune cost of solving it. &nbsp;As a leader once said to me, &ldquo;We don&rsquo;t charge by the bullet, we charge for the kill.&rdquo;
&nbsp;
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Here&rsquo;s the second story to drive home the importance of&nbsp;having the right strategic perspective&nbsp;(I&rsquo;ve adopted dollars instead of francs to make the value obvious): 
A young mother and her daughter ran into Picasso in a Paris bistro. &nbsp;&ldquo;Would you be so kind as to draw a picture of my daughter and me?&rdquo;
&ldquo;Certainly,&rdquo; he replied. &nbsp;With that, he grabbed a piece of paper and sketched away. &nbsp;A few minutes later, he handed the mother the paper and smiled warmly.
The mother looked at the drawing and thanked him.
&ldquo;It&rsquo;s beautiful!&rdquo; she exclaimed.&nbsp; Thank you so much. &nbsp;How can I repay you?&rdquo;
&ldquo;You cannot. &nbsp;The picture you hold in your hands is worth $10,000.&rdquo;
&ldquo;$10,000?&rdquo; she gasped. &nbsp;&ldquo;How can it be worth $10,000? &nbsp;It took you less than ten minutes to do this!&rdquo;
&ldquo;Actually, it took me fifty years.&rdquo;
&nbsp;
Excerpts courtesy&nbsp;<a href="http://www.amazon.com/Cultivating-Strategic-Mind-Visionary-Architect/dp/0979883016/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1334954355&amp;sr=8-3" target="_blank">Cultivating the Strategic Mind</a>, 2007, pp. 88-89.

The Value of Strategic Perspective: From Frank to Picasso

Earlier this week, perhaps our most beloved client expressed the difficulty their organizational leaders have "incorporating strategic thinking into their daily routine."
Because this challenge is more universal than unique, I thought I would offer up some suggestions that might remind each of us how to do this&mdash;and more consistently.&nbsp; After all, it&rsquo;s tough to see "the theatre of war" within the fray and fog of it.
Attached is a <a target="_blank">seven-page, 3000 word summary with 15 recommendations</a> for how you can be Strategic...Now.
<a href="../../blogging/file.axd?file=2012%2f4%2fBeingStrategicDaily_v3.2.pdf">BeingStrategicDaily_v3.2.pdf (449.10 kb)</a>
Tally-ho!