Ironically, Snatched is as funny as it is raunchy, which is to say not at all.
Instead, it falls flat.
Whodathunk Amy Schumer could make something so milquetoast?
Not me, that's for sure. I had girded my loins and stretched, thinking it would be shocking but so funny it'd all be worthwhile.
Sadly, it is none of those things.
It's not lousy, it's just boring, which is—as I've written before—the worst thing a movie can be.
Go watch Baby Groot dance again instead. That's a better use of your free time.