Release Date:May 7, 2015
Review Date:May 10, 2015
Reviewer:Blake Leath
Genre(s):Independent & Artsy, Sci-Fi & Fantasy, Horror, Suspense, Thriller, Drama

Ugh. Terribly blah, bleak, and the worst movie-crime of all: BORING. I may have fallen asleep, though my face probably revealed no difference. Kudos to Ah-nuld, however, for taking a risk. As they say so ungrammatically, "You miss every pitch you don't swing at."