Godzilla: King of the Monsters

Release Date:May 30, 2019
Review Date:May 31, 2019
Reviewer:Blake Leath
Genre(s):Action & Adventure, Sci-Fi & Fantasy

A cacophonous, radioactive, rapid-fire, mind-numbing 2-hour spectacle. (Not to be confused with spectacular.)

In fact, I had to close my eyes several times and take a nap, otherwise I might have had a seizure.

And gosh, the dialogue. What lazy, inane writing!

This one's a hard pass, unless, of course, you're a huge fan of Transformers, in which case this might be right up your Shakespearean alley.

Have at it, masochists.