A cacophonous, radioactive, rapid-fire, mind-numbing 2-hour spectacle. (Not to be confused with spectacular.)
In fact, I had to close my eyes several times and take a nap, otherwise I might have had a seizure.
And gosh, the dialogue. What lazy, inane writing!
This one's a hard pass, unless, of course, you're a huge fan of Transformers, in which case this might be right up your Shakespearean alley.
Have at it, masochists.